Open letter day.

Dear Starbucks,

Please add a teeny bit more pumpkin spice flavor to my next pumpkin spice latte.

Thanks!

***********************

Dear Autumn,

Please come soon. The heat makes me quite prone to irritability and frowny-face.

Thanks!

***********************

Dear Brain,

It's time to realize that school really is in session. There's no way around it. You need to engage and read articles and propose research ideas and be all organized and such. Mkay?

Good.

***********************

Dear former me and Jonathan,

How very clever of you to make all those bierocks and such. They make wonderful quick lunches.

***********************

And finally,

Dear wisdom teeth,

I hate you and your headache-inducing pressure-causing selves. Please go away soon.

Sincerely,

Chelsea with a case of the Mondays.